Oh God. They Did It. They Really Did It....

"PS9" (PS9)
10/15/2013 at 18:29 • Filed to: Oh god the humanity

Some sociopath out there ripped out the E60 V10 and replaced it with....a....a 2JZ!!!!

Why...why would you do that? Oh it burns. It buuuuuuuuuurns! Attack On Titan is right, the world really is cruel!

DISCUSSION (28)

maximillious > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:31

I love it and I hate it. But i do love it. Its like the Japanese just tea bagged the Germans.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:31

Because...

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:31

That can't be an M5. It can't be. It's just a normal 5-Series, right? GODDAMMIT TELL ME IT'S A NORMAL 5-SERIES!

Cherry_man1 > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:32

I...I...I don't......FUCK YOU JDM FREAKS! DO THIS TO SOMETHING OTHER THEN A BMW

Manuél Ferrari > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:33

Question is where did the V10 go?

Hopefully they squeezed it into a classic bimmer

Victorious Secret > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:34

Yes, ruin two cars at once.

Idiots and their money.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:34

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gamecat235 > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:35

Three words. One answer. Real Engine Sounds.

For Sweden > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:36

Did they put the V10 in a Supra? :D

For Sweden > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:37

Did they put the V10 in a Supra? :D

Hermann > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
10/15/2013 at 18:37

I remember this SH post. It was a 528i or a 520d, I'm not sure what it was exactly. But it was Nowhere near a M5.

Bird > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:38

Real M5's have a straight six. They just corrected BMW's mistake...

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Manuél Ferrari
10/15/2013 at 18:38

I hope it is in a Camry, just for universal balance.

Phederico > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:38

Whoa whoa whoa! Relaxxxxx....what you can't see is behind the M5 front clip...is a Chevy Chevette! There's nothing to see here...move along!

Manuél Ferrari > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/15/2013 at 18:40

LOL. And I hope the torque steer gives the person that did the swap a mild heart attack

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Hermann
10/15/2013 at 18:42

Oh thank the lord. Nearly lost it there for a second.

Just4GP > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
10/15/2013 at 18:43

A small excerpt from the original article.

...this E60 was a burns victim which had suffered a fair bit and it was Stig and Sigurd’s job to bring this shell back to life.

And

...sourced this 520i shell from Denmark

Bird > For Sweden
10/15/2013 at 18:43

No, Subaru.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:45

Relax it was a written off 520d or something like that...not an actual M5.

Just4GP > Victorious Secret
10/15/2013 at 18:45

The E60 was a burn victim and the 2JZ was a built motor that they pulled from a previous Volvo project

http://www.speedhunters.com/2013/07/the-85…

Just4GP > Manuél Ferrari
10/15/2013 at 18:48

The E60 shell was a previous burn victim. She's pretty but would be considered a Salvaged Title here in the States.

desertdog5051 > PS9
10/15/2013 at 18:56

Wife: If you are going to go out there and doing that racing stuff, you will slow that car down. Or else.

Husband: Yes dear. I'll put the engine from your Toyota in there.

Wife: No, that's still too much.

Husband: Briggs & Stratton from our old lawnmower then?

Hermann > Bird
10/15/2013 at 19:55

Not sure if trolling...

Bird > Hermann
10/15/2013 at 20:09

Not trolling. In my opinion, BMW f'ed up when they stopped offering the straight six in the M5.

S38 all the way.

Zandvoort Zipster > Bird
10/15/2013 at 23:21

You mean M3? That one better off kept to yourself.

Bird > Zandvoort Zipster
10/15/2013 at 23:29

No. I do not mean M3.

I think you should google e28 M5 or maybe e34 M5 or maybe s38.

TheOnelectronic > PS9
10/16/2013 at 01:54

The hilarious thing is that the M5 purists all hated the E60 not long ago. Now that it's off the shelves, it's apparently the greatest car ever. :|

Zandvoort Zipster > Bird
10/16/2013 at 12:01

Indeed I'm aware of how amazing these are however you should look into the S62 and the S85 because V-FUCKING-10.